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Joke of the Day
"I asked my best friend if he was gay or not. I never got a straight answer."
Next Joke
"What's half a joke look like?"
"If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? No. The universe uses lossy compression."
"Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night? (X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark."
"Did you hear about the fighting dwarf? He's funny. A real knee-slapper."
"A friend of mine got married on top of a mountain last year. Aye they say it was all downhill from there."
"Everyone buries their problems in different ways. I bury them alive because killing people is wrong."
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much all the same... Once you've heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal"
"When does John Cena get scared? When John CENA ghost!"
"Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber? Lukewarm."