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Joke of the Day

"Apart from designers, what profession is the best at making clothes? Biologists, they work with genes all the time."

"I found a new way of making popcorn... just give an ear a baby"

"Tragic reports as customers find themselves trapped inside a burning Apple store There were no windows."

"Son asked me what a cowlick is To which I replied, thats what you call giving oral to Adele."

"The captain of a ship got into a fight with a one eyed monster... Once the fight ended and he had prevailed he said to himself ""I lost a lot of good seamen today..."""

"A few minutes ago while I was lifeguarding, an old lady told me that I looked like a lion pacing back and forth. Now I'm nervous for my dentist appointment on Thursday."

"Just ruined $387 worth of blinds in the house but that fly is dead."

"When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee That's a moray."

"My ex wife recently told me I run away from my problems. Apparently not far enough."

"An 'overdose' is what happens when you suck at taking drugs."