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Joke of the Day
"Just ruined $387 worth of blinds in the house but that fly is dead."
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"Considering we've produced Miley Cyrus and Kanye West, I'm more surprised other countries haven't built a wall around the U.S."
"Bad day? Listen to 90s rap. Problem solved. Unmotivated? Listen to 90s rap. Problem solved. Don't like rap? Listen to 90s rap Problem solved"
"Sad that 25 years ago Homer Simpson seemed like a looser in American culture and now it's like: ""Whoa...that guy has a job AND owns a home?"""
"There's so many things trendy now that haven't been popular for a century now... Beards, suspenders, home-births, natural produce, measles..."
"What did Delaware? A New Jersey"
"Not funny, people. I lost both my parents to a Hot Tub Time Machine."
"When someone ends a sentence with ""af"" they were hastily trying to type ""A FALCON DESCENDS UPON ME"" but could not make it in time."
"What are they going to use to build the wall? The bricks that were shat by people when Trump became president."
"What position would Obama be if he played football? The half-black"