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Joke of the Day

"Tragic reports as customers find themselves trapped inside a burning Apple store There were no windows."

"Why was the powerful Jedi a terrible comedian? Too *forced*, his punchlines were"

"two elephants and a drum kit fall of a cliff... badum-dum-tish"

"Don't iron your four leaf clovers You don't want to press your luck."

"9. You can fit 9 cats inside an acoustic guitar."

"What is stephen Hawking's favorite food? His shoulder."

"you got mad on your own you can get happy on your own -me giving a baby advice"

"What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs? One's a group of cunning runts... Source: Imgur user YossarianMinderbinder"

"I saw two construction workers laughing together today. I know what they were building... Friendship."

"At a First Date Conversation At a first date: He: ""I work with animals every day!"" She: ""Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"" He: ""I'm a butcher."""