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Joke of the Day
"My ex wife recently told me I run away from my problems. Apparently not far enough."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right."
"i imagine my dog spends a lot of time thinking about how tall i am and how great it is to have a giant as a best friend who can reach treats"
"I'm sexually attracted to metal boxes with locking systems. But don't worry. It's safe sex."
"My wife has just come home and asked how things went with the baby. Now in mild panic mode as I thought she took the baby along with her"
"What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of semen and makes all of the ladies scream? The sock under my bed."
"Burning Man Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life."
"Why was the broom late for school? It over-swept"
"I just found a little puppy on the sidewalk and it started TALKING! It was weird but tasted great."
"I don't know what it is about my masseuse... But something about her just rubs me the wrong way."