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Joke of the Day
"An 'overdose' is what happens when you suck at taking drugs."
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"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage? Feyonce"
"TIFU by not having a picture of my pet ready on my cake day. What were you expecting to see here?"
"It's such a lovely day, even the flowers are singing! Flowers: THE SINS OF OUR FOREFATHERS BIND US TO THE DIRT"
"What do you call introverted hobbits? Shyer folk"
"There is no ""i"" in ""team."" But there's an ""i"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team."" So there we go."
"My dad told me that the future was in my hands Didn't know that the future was 9 inches long"
"So it's my birthday and my parent sang me happy birthday. Mom: ""Happy birthday to you!"" Dad: ""Happy birthday to you!"" Mom: ""Happy birthday to you!"" Dad: ""You were born because your mom sniffed glue."""
"Pilot [on intercom]: You guys want to see a dead body?"
"If a mentally challenged midget is late to an appointment... ... can you justifiably call them ""a little tardy""?"