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Joke of the Day
"I found a new way of making popcorn... just give an ear a baby"
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"I asked my wife if it was still necessary to get her a card for valentines day even after 5 years of marriage. She said yes and the only card she wanted was VISA."
"The ""PB&HJ;"" looked better on the menu. They really do have everything at the Cheesecake Factory."
"Rorschach has some nice paintings I'm just confused why they are all pictures of my penis"
"Did you hear about the woman who used a fake name and married a renown psychologist? She committed Frued. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week."
"Cop: can u describe your attacker Me: super aggressive, with a big nose & powerful arms Cop: u just described a seagull Me: he took my chips"
"- Deletes FB account - Leaves Social Media - Moves to Himalayas - Pigeon comes with a note - Opens note - Candycrush request"
"Homeless man asked me if I could 'spare some change'. I told him 'change comes from within'. Long story short, I'm missing a kidney."
"A woman is like a fine wine: they are 70% water"
"Do you know what the white stuff in bird poop is? More bird poop."