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Joke of the Day
"I found a new way of making popcorn... just give an ear a baby"
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"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."
"What do you call it when many people drown in Berlin? A killing Spree."
"You've got a buttload of good things coming your way... ...and I'm behind you one hundred percent."
"Why couldn't the NSA go outside? They were Snowden."
"Women, should start bragging about their size like men do. For example, I happen to be hung like a Tic-Tac."
"""911 what's your emergency?"" ""Yeah, I've got so many questions about bees."" *sighs* ""Please hold for the president."""
"Let's have all your football jokes, I'll start . . . ""What's the most dangerous job in the NFL?"" Sucking the air out of Tom Brady's balls."
"Well well well. If it isn't old Saint Nick trying to slide down this chimney after ignoring my texts for a year."
"Every picture I've seen of Neil Patrick Harris the last ten years has been of him adjusting his shirt cuffs. He needs better shirts."