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Joke of the Day
"I was born short Thankfully I grew out of that phase."
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"*posts a link from buzzfeed to facebook* omg this. it's all so true. number 8 I can't XD"
"I heard about this place that replaces your limbs with prosthetics... But it'll cost you an arm and a leg!"
"Donald Trump is a Mac user... He's not a fan of PC culture"
"If you say ""gullible"" very slow, it sounds like ""butterflies"""
"What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !"
"What is the difference between a Caucasian and an Asian? A Cauc."
"*whispers in bed* I want to try something with you I've never done before *engages in a loving and mutually beneficial adult relationship*"
"Today is Friday the 13th. Try not to be a teenage girl in her underwear at night at a deserted summer camp today."
"my girfriend ask me ,""what about date"" i say ""the rate of dates are so high in the market"". sorry...."