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Joke of the Day

"What's the other word for a pedophile with a large hat? The Pope. (sorry if repost, my friend just told it to me)"

"Whats a ducks favourite type of sex? [OC] Pondage"

"Yo mamas so fat When she wants to take a bath... She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water"

"Different Language Speakers, What are some jokes that are funny in other languages that don't translate well to English?"

"My wife asked me to pass her lipbalm & I gave her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me"

"Kinder No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder."

"What's the difference between Trump and Satan? Satan will at least let anyone into hell."

"What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight? Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out..."

"I just swept a girl off her feet. I'm quite an aggressive janitor."

"My friend is mad at me because I saw her using a huge tablet to make a call so I offered her a gas cylinder to light her cigarette.."