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Joke of the Day
"Love means never being able to like another girl's selfie on Instagram ever again."
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"Terrorist Jokes. They'll make you explode with laughter."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WOULDN'T KNOW!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!"
"What do you call the red mushy stuff between the elephant's toes? Slow moving natives. Source: one of the all time great TV shows"
"What do you call a clever repost? A riposte."
"If you can tell from my eye contact at the grocery store that I'm inviting you to race shopping carts, you're my kinda people."
"One nice thing about your 30s is people talk less about figuring themselves out and more about where the best sandwiches are."
"Join the food train Chew chew!!!"
"My crushes are like the sun They're hot and if I stare for too long, I get hurt."
"11 years ago, Greece won the Euro 2004 Today, they would be happy with 2004 Euro's."