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Joke of the Day

"God...= I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

"I like my bacon how I like my choice of copilot.... ....Chewie"

"What starts with e, ends with e, and has one letter in it? An envelope."

"What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer"

"pirate jokes eh? How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? a buccaneer"

"Why can't a bike stand on its own? It's two tired."

"Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."

"When can women make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire."

"Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half"

"Whenever I see a bear on a motorbike I'm like, ""Good for you. You've not let the fact you can't be tattooed stop you from getting a bike."""