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Joke of the Day
"What starts with e, ends with e, and has one letter in it? An envelope."
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"Yo mama's so mean... She has no standard deviation."
"After nearly three months of trying... ...my wife just told me that she's pregnant!! She has the worst stutter ever!"
"For my birthday my friends got me a sweater. I would have preferred a screamer or moaner, but a sweater was fine."
"Beer has female hormones Whenever I am drinking I talk too much and can't drive a car."
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish."
"I get turned on by my Maths teacher... ... because she is the reciprocal of cosC"
"When are you allowed to play with scissors? Never, under no circumcises!"
"Did you hear about Lance Armstrong having a threesome? He was killing two birds with one stone"
"My friend firmly believes that he's a solute I think he's diluted"