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Joke of the Day
"pirate jokes eh? How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? a buccaneer"
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"Describe yourself in three words. Lazy."
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"Just got a belly piercing. It's a mistletoe, I don't want any confusion on where I want your lips this Christmas."
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"Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves? Maths teachers, they make everybody count."