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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a bike stand on its own? It's two tired."
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"What do Classical musicians do when they die? They decompose."
"Saw a standup duo last night. One totally died on stage. The other killed. Actually, now I think about it, it might have been a cage fight."
"Did you hear about the albino fortune-teller who died in the house fire? She was a rare medium, well-done."
"What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan."
"The mayor of Baltimore"
"Did you hear about the scam artist born with only one testicle? The doctors say it's a congenital defect."
"What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp? A communion wafer"
"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."
"Having sex on a date... ...is going out with a bang. (OC)"