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Joke of the Day

"*sees sister's facebook post that her dog died* how do i tell her i love her & i'll always be there for her *clicks sad face button* perfect"

"Did you guys hear about the Trump winery? It's only whites."

"Shaving your beard is a great way to remember what you looked like when you were 5."

"Where do you put a black jew? the back of the oven!!!!"

"What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... ""Get Hard"""

"What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx? Delivery"

"After reading about Rihanna's thug life tattoo, I think we all owe Chris Brown an apology."

"How many polacks does it take to change a light bulb? Just one dumbass."

"There were two old men... That were sitting on their porch, when a dog comes up and starts licking his dick. One old man said, ""I wish I could do that "" Then the other said, ""that dog would bite you."""

"What's the difference between the Joker and Ronald McDonald? The Joker only killed people in Gotham City."