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Joke of the Day
"How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb? The lightbulb works fine..."
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"Why did the chicken fall in the well? He couldn't see that well."
"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he NEVERLANDS. This joke is great because it never grows old."
"I've set my phone to airplane mode to add more realism to the nausea and turbulence I experience at work."
"A banker tells his client that a 1,000,000 investment will turn into a ton of money! So the the client asks ""How much is a ton of money"" The banker responds ""Two Thousand Pounds"""
"For most people, when you lose your ""khakis"" you lost your pants. When you're from Boston and lose your ""khakis"" you can't start your car."
"Stevie wonder just got divorced. Bet he didn't see that one coming."
"[Oldie but goodie] The three stages of a married couple's sex life Tri weekly, try weekly and try weakly."
"Fuuuuck yeah! (shakes pill bottle) Tonight we gonna get completely, totally... (reads label) Antifungal"
"pull a prank on your boss by not showing up to work ever again, instant classic"