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"Why was tigger looking down the toilet? Because he was looking for Pooh! www.onebadjoke.com"
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"Where do cat astronauts go? Meowterspace"
"Anytime I see a person wrapped in a Snuggie, I think, that's a person I could easily set on fire."
"My wife told me she wants something that goes 0-200.... I told her to go step on the scale!"
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"People keep comparing the election to Empire Strikes Back or Revenge Of The Sith... Personally I would have gone with The Star Wars Christmas Special"
"What would be a more appropriate name for spiderman? Peter parkour."
"Is it any wonder men have been obsessed with sex since biblical times? After all, Adam was ribbed for his own pleasure"
"What are the scariest jokes in space? Knock-Knock Jokes"
"What's Red and smells like Blue paint? Red paint."