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Joke of the Day
"What's Red and smells like Blue paint? Red paint."
Next Joke
"Not going to any more weddings or funerals. Please keep that in mind, friends who are considering getting married or dying."
"Pavlov goes on a trip... But when someone rings a bell he realizes he forgot to feed the dog."
"Aims at the heels, but hits the nose. What is it? A fart."
"The Fed is thinking of minting a new coin with Obama's face on it It'll be worth 60 (.60 = 3/5)"
"Me: What's one thing you don't like about your girlfriend? Him: She doesn't swallow. Me: What? How does she eat?"
"Thought of this one at breakfast today Q: What's the worst kind of jam? A: A traffic jam!"
"What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time? Shhhhhhh."
"I'd totally shake what my momma gave me but abandonment issues aren't really a tangible physical manifestation....."
"Where does the cynic go to pray The Cynicgogue"