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Joke of the Day
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
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"""Hey babe, you smell that?"" ""No."" ""Me neither, start cooking."
"Do you know what really bugs me? Insect puns"
"My dick was once in the Guinness book of World Records. Then the librarian told me to take it out."
"Why was number 4 blushing? She saw 2 and 3 halving six"
"Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough for sex. Then ask if you're attractive enough. Then ask your doctor for sex."
"What did the Jewish child molester say to the kid? Hey kid, do you want to buy some candy?"
"99 problems and pizza solves every single 1"
"conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes."
"Why did Bowie die? I guess he was shot through the heart"