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Joke of the Day
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
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"My friend bought a stone mirror. It reflects poorly on him."
"If WWII had happened in 2015, and Hitler hadn't killed himself: Interviewer: So, Mr. Hitler, what were your reasons for having killed 12 million people? Hitler: It's just a prank, bro!"
"So a Syrian refugee walks into a bar in Hungary. No, he doesn't."
"What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies? An ambulance."
"Black Friday is when Kim Kardashian shops for a new husband."
"""FINISH HIM,"" I scream, as Nana takes the last bite of her gingerbread man."
"Actual warning I saw in a pamphlet: ""You may be at risk for throat cancer if you have a throat or mouth."" Oh shit...."
"Concussions are like pineapples: what was the question."
"Hell is filled with news anchors tapping stacks of papers on desks and engaging in lighthearted end-of-broadcast banter."