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Joke of the Day

"What are the scariest jokes in space? Knock-Knock Jokes"

"Ever notice that Reddit is obsessed with correcting mistakes? Me to."

"What book do conservative casino workers love? Trump: The Art of the DEAL"

"Why did the lebo cross the road? To fuck a chicken Why did 20 lebo's cross the road? Cause the chicken was winning"

"Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really? what did she say? Son: Baa!"

"Wife texts husband 'Windows frozen', husband texts wife 'try bucket of warm water', wife texts husband 'computer not working at all now'"

"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat"

"Joke my kid made up when he was like 4.... What do you call an angry shopper using bad words? A cussomer."

"Son and a Blow Job A man is sitting at home and his son walks in from school. The son says ""Dad! I had my first blow job today!"" And the father says ""really? How was it?"" ""It tasted awful!"""

"Did you guys hear about the old TV series ""The Year""? It only had four seasons."