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Joke of the Day
"Anytime I see a person wrapped in a Snuggie, I think, that's a person I could easily set on fire."
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"TIL if you type your password for all to see it gets censored. Look: 1337Penis Edit: GOD DANG IT"
"Did you hear that Donald Trump's new hair will cause riots due to its connection to satanic rituals? If he confirms the change, they'll be hell toupee. I'll show myself out."
"LIFE LESSON: Never do anything which you don't want to explain to the Paramedics."
"Nothing makes you feel more insignificant than still having 85% battery at noon."
"I'm Anti-Choice. I think EVERY woman should have an abortion."
"What's a jewish man's favourite song? Tanakh Tanakh Tun"
"I entered ten puns into a pun contest. Guess how many won? No pun in ten did. /:"
"Why do Cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose"
"Clean - What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car man :) - Classic!"