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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!"
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"I just posted a selfie and people told me to get well soon."
"How do they promote safe sex in Wales? They put signs next to the sheep that kick"
"Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !"
"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."
"Torn this election season. I think it would be awesome to have the first woman president. But I'm also curious about the apocalypse."
"What do you call a Chinese cameraman? Phil Ming"
"Mariage is like deck of cards At first its like a diamond and heart. Then it turns into a club and spade."
"Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool."
"Trump's inauguration is like his hands: Tiny in comparison."