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Joke of the Day
"Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !"
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"What's the worst thing about having a huge dick? Trying to hide it under the skirt."
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"If you thought the last status was good, Check this one out........1"
"I met my soulmate. She didn't."
"It's not premarital sex If you never get married"
"4 out of 5 dentists recommend flossing... The fifth is out killing lions."
"When I get startled, I scream in a really deep voice instead of my normal one. Cause if I'm going to be freaked out, you should be too."