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Joke of the Day

"Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !"

"Cathy on FB is ""feeling annoyed"" and is asking why people even own cell phones if they're not gonna answer. Can I tell her? Pleeease."

"What do you call a journalist in Russia? An ambulance."

"Egg puns This eggcellent thread should have all the egg related yokes you can think of. Bring it on."

"Yo mama so fat when she went to Walmart, she tripped on Walgreens, and landed right on target"

"Not to be a Scrooge, but if you play or even hum along with Christmas music before December 10, you should be sent to a concentration camp."

"I didn't like Age of Ultron You don't even figure out how old he is."

"I read a book called 'The Anti-Climax' The first part of it was great, but...."

"Sometimes I like to spend my Sunday afternoon being screamed at by a 5 year old for eating the sandwiches I made for her imaginary friend."

"I have invented a kitchen cleaner that kills 0.1% of bacteria. I plan to sell the secret to Dettol."