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Joke of the Day

"I just posted a selfie and people told me to get well soon."

"What does a Jamacian call everything he owns? Meetings."

"It's not that I don't know how to juggle... I just don't have the balls to do it."

"When Jedi need to read PDFs, they use Adobe Wan Kenobi."

"Fact: Canadians are legally allowed to be late for work once a week for 'reindeer related delays.'"

"[explaining twitter to my mom] Everyone is mad about something all the time and I'm a cartoon"

"The heaviest things in the world: 4) iron 3) lead 2) tungsten 1) a toddler who doesn't want to be picked up"

"Saw a Mime doing his gig. I reached into my purse and pretended to throw money in his hat."

"White may not be able to say the ""n"" word But they can say words like ""Hi Dad"" and ""Thanks for the warning officer."""

"Ended a relationship today. Don't worry, it wasn't mine."