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Joke of the Day
"How do they promote safe sex in Wales? They put signs next to the sheep that kick"
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"I'm scared. I have this weird stabby pain in my chest and it really hurts and..Dorito. It was a Dorito in my bra."
"Fish and chips joke I draw the line at having fish and chips for breakfast I mean, there's a time and a plaice"
"What do you call fake spaghetti? Impasta."
"Love is grand Divorce is a HUNDRED grand..."
"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber."
"Everybody is annoying after one hour."
"Police were called to a day care Toddler was resisting a rest."
"Why would anyone want to be a masochist? Beats me"
"How do you get Reddit to improve their search function? Have CNN report on how bad it is"