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Joke of the Day

"Mariage is like deck of cards At first its like a diamond and heart. Then it turns into a club and spade."

"Why did the opossum cross the road? To get to the middle."

"I'm not racist, racism is a crime. And only black people commit crimes."

"Today's word is Legs. Spread the word."

"Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine."

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but give a fish a man and he'll be like WTF is this I ordered worms I can't eat this"

"nicole kidman please name your next child Teendude"

"What's the most important part of a Taliban joke? The execution!"

"What's the difference between a Hippie chick and a Hockey Player? A Hockey Player takes a shower after 3 periods..."

"I am aware that smoking will kill me, please explain to me again how you'll live forever"