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Joke of the Day
"Trump's inauguration is like his hands: Tiny in comparison."
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"She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy."
"50 ft ladder. John: ""Shit, I just fell off a 50 ft ladder."" Adam: ""Oh no, are you okay?"" John: ""Yeah it's a good thing I fell off the first step."""
"A man exclaims to his wife, ""I can see 6 years into the future..."" ""Thanks to my 2020 vision!"" His wife replies, ""How long have you been waiting to use that joke?"" He happily says, ""Since 2009!"""
"[museum] Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit? ""through that door"" Thank you very ruff! ""What'd you say?"" *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*"
"Posting a Joke on reddit is like going to a bar Once in a while you get lucky, but most of the time you just ruin your self esteem."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the poof. Knock Knock? Who's there? The chicken."
"I would tell all of you my favorite chemistry joke... ...but I don't expect to get any reaction."
"Q: What color is a cheerleader? A: Yeller."
"My girlfriend is like the square root of a negative 100... She's a perfect 10! But she's also imaginary."