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Joke of the Day
"What idiot named him Spider-Man instead of Peter Parkour?"
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"What's dumber than a box of rocks The hippie that carries them around the country."
"What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe? I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard."
"There was a kidnapping at my school last week... don't worry they woke him up."
"Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to use knockout gas or whack me over the head with a canoe paddle. It was an ether/oar situation."
"Two Flordia football players have been suspended for Saturday's game vs. Tennessee for refusing to take a urine test... I guess you might say urine or your out."
"Republicans: Don't let Syrians in! Trump: Don't let ANY Muslims in! Republicans: TOO FAR (dude be cool, we've got an election to win)"
"While at work ""You must love putin"" ""Why?"" ""Because your a rushin!"""
"What do the Brits say when there's actually blood on something?"
"Feminists are like prime numbers The only thing that goes into them is themselves."