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Joke of the Day
"There was a kidnapping at my school last week... don't worry they woke him up."
Next Joke
"girl at restaurant: ""Are you Tony Hawk?"" me: ""Yes."" her: ""Why?"" I had no idea how to answer."
"Q: What goes ""krab krab krab""? - A: A dog barking in a mirror."
"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common? They have to smell it but they can't taste it!"
"Why are Jew's noses so big? Because air is free."
"As a child, I wanted to be a psychologist. But my parents told me, ""We're a-Freud you're too Jung for that."""
"Pineapple & Semen Isn't it odd that pineapple makes semen taste good, yet semen makes pineapple taste like shit. Credit to Harris Wittels"
"In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God or man has rested."
"So, turns out the Virgin Mary was a prostitute... Cause she had sex with God for a little prophet."
"What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common? They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five."