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Joke of the Day

"Feminists are like prime numbers The only thing that goes into them is themselves."

"Do you think Lincoln was good at pleasuring the ladies? If he was, did they call him the pounding father?"

"The bigger issue about the Hobby Lobby decision is the fact that people working in a craft store are getting laid more than I am."

"How long does it take for a white women to take a shit? 9 months"

"What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse? The end of DayZ"

"What happened to Ed's girlfriend? Sheeran"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist fuck."

"What do they call cunnilingis in India? A punjob."

"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? ""With jam in!"" What did he say to his friend who asked for one? ""I hope you like jam in too!"""

"What if there was a sign written in braille that said DO NOT TOUCH! http://i.imgur.com/gNUYlpb.gif"