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Joke of the Day

"Two Flordia football players have been suspended for Saturday's game vs. Tennessee for refusing to take a urine test... I guess you might say urine or your out."

"There's a thin line between ""I should tweet about that"" and ""I should talk to a therapist about that."""

"Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people. They already have enough on their plates."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the Fresh Prince."

"I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days"

"A joke is a lot like sex Neither is any good if you don't get it."

"Talking to women is a lot like origami. I don't know where to start and I always end up screaming."

"How do you know if you have a high sperm count? If she has to chew before she swallows."

"Did you know light travels faster than sound? That's why some people appear bright (until you hear them talk)."

"tight pants What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? no ballroom."