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Joke of the Day

"Republicans: Don't let Syrians in! Trump: Don't let ANY Muslims in! Republicans: TOO FAR (dude be cool, we've got an election to win)"

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"Guy shoots Fake Gun in the air https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auw8wJVU0l8"
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"Hope having cream on my hands and not being able to turn a doorknob is as close to being in jail as I get."
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