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Joke of the Day
"What's dumber than a box of rocks The hippie that carries them around the country."
Next Joke
"Tell us a scary story! Ok kids, gather around *holds flashlight up to face And I'll tell you all that is evil *puts wedding tape in VCR"
"Do not hit a woman... Do not hit a woman. Cause after all the shit, you need someone to make you a sandwich."
"The cashier told me to have a good New Year like my purchase of oven cleaner and frozen pizza suggests anything else."
"Who is a cow and horses favorite artist ? Moo Nay !"
"Did you hear about the guy who made his wife a necklace out of crystal meth? I hear it was pretty dope."
"""I was in a very generous mood today"" a woman says to her friend. ""I gave a poor beggar $25."" ""Thats a lot of money to give away"" says her friend. ""What did your husband say?"" ""He said 'Thank you'. """
"Probaly only Germans get the joke .... What is Bear Grylls favourite flower ? Die Pissnelke ....."
"Justin Bieber songs are much more enjoyable when you replace the word ""girl"" with ""gerbil""."
"My grandpa said ur generation relies too much on technology! I said, "" no your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then... I unplugged his life support"