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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people like to ""whip"" when dancing? Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out"

"""how was self-deprecating rap battle?"" I don't want to talk about it ""come on what happened?"" they saw my porsche ""oh ouch"""

"There is a company called Kia and a company called Nokia. I'm not sure who to believe."

"Watched a TV show about Stroke Survivors last night Needless to say it was a bit one sided"

"What's a pirate's favorite bomb? The tsARRR bomba."

"Do you remember when you were a kid and you'd just sit a blow bubbles all afternoon? Well, Bubbles is back in town and wondering how you're doing these days..."

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One looks to the other and says ""let's get shit faced"""

"How is a Mac like a Queen's guard? They're both run by Unix."

"You know what they say about banging on a camping trip... ...it's in tents!"

"So a ion walks into a bar... So an ion walks into a bar and tells the bartender, ""hey I may have lost an electron."" Bartender asks in reply, ""are you sure?"" Ion answers, ""yeah, I'm positive."""