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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people like to ""whip"" when dancing? Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out"

"I'd like to thank (you know who) for the (you know what) I'll talk to you later (you know where) and if I don't (you know why)"

"Haaha What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off."

"'Pardon my French' -People who you would never pardon and who don't know any French"

"Me: I heard Rihanna got food poisoning Brain: Stop M: It was B: No M: Salmonella ella ella ey ey B: This is why I can't do math in your head"

"My dick is like the movie Birth of a Nation its long, epic and black people dont like it."

"What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!"

"Donald Trump is like the number pi... There is no end to his irrationality."

"What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan? Battle Royale with cheese"

"How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. And they get 3 credits for it."