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Joke of the Day
"A lady asked me if I had any gum this morning I replied ""Sorry, I don't have any Extra"""
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"A rock flying through the hemisphere is called an Asteroid. A lump on your ass is called a Hemorrhoid...... If you think of it,Shouldn't it be the other way around?"
"I've got a friend whose nickname is ""Shagger"". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it"
"Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled? His toga size went from L to XL."
"What is Al Qaeda's favourite team? New York Jets"
"Did you hear about the baker who robbed a bank? He came in with buns glazing."
"Q: Why was the firewood punished? A: It was knotty."
"This is Gold Au"
"we're fucked When u thought that Donald Trump running for president was a joke then realized I don't have enough money saved up to move out of the country."
"The part of my boyfriend is now being played by what appears to be a memory of a time he said brb"