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Joke of the Day
"Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3? Because in charge Yoda was."
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"Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward? A: ""Is it mine?"""
"Sarcasm has to be the official language when we live in a world this absurd."
"With my luck, I could jump in a barrel full of titties.... ...and come out sucking my thumb."
"Where do safari animals buy their groceries? From the supermeerkat"
"Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing."
"Weird when someone vanishes from your Facebook feed for 3 years then suddenly reemerges with the results of a ""Which Muppet Are You?"" quiz."
"I shot my first turkey today... ..It sure scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section"
"After being an atheist for so long, I am now a catholic. Idk. I just really like cats"
"How to tell if your kid is doing drugs 1. Are your drugs missing?"