15369

Joke of the Day

"After being an atheist for so long, I am now a catholic. Idk. I just really like cats"

"Why did Obama serve two terms? Because blacks always get a longer sentence"

"The Vietnamese world domination: one nail salon at a time."

"5yo: Why is he crying? Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison? M: What? 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole."

"Politicians and dipers have one thing in common they should be changed regularly, and for the same reason"

"Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the same service."

"Millions of years ago dinosaurs ruled the earth but like all great empires they were eventually brought down by corruption and voter fatigue"

"Alan Rickman is dead sorry all the other subreddits were taken"

"what is a deaf person's favorite cereal? shredded what"

"My next door Neighbour's Daughter said that when she gets older she wants to marry me. I was touched. A few minutes later, so was she."