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Joke of the Day
"After being an atheist for so long, I am now a catholic. Idk. I just really like cats"
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"Why did the boy jump off the dock? Pier pressure"
"I treat my women like I treat my super cars I enjoy them a lot and they only exist in my dreams"
"My new diet consists in killing anyone who tells me I'm fat."
"What meme do Uber drivers hate? Do you even Lyft, bro?"
"Part of the Reddit fence got ripped out of the ground by a tornado. We've been having to do a lot of re-posting."
"You can count on your dog to be the first responder when anything or anyone drops to the floor."
"Last night I played Cards Against Humanity for the first time... You know what gives me uncontrollable gas? Auschwitz"
"I started flossing again recently to remove food from between my teeth I never realized just how much blood I was eating"
"Recently found out I'm not the devil. I read the tag on my underpants incorrectly; it said ""Satin"". Oops."