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Joke of the Day

"Weird when someone vanishes from your Facebook feed for 3 years then suddenly reemerges with the results of a ""Which Muppet Are You?"" quiz."

"If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom what do you have? A very large bedroom."

"What do you call a line of black people? A chocolate bar"

"I was gonna tell you a pizza joke... But it was too cheesy."

"What's the most efficient way to break up with someone? Murder. I had to post this to r/jokes to keep from implicating myself"

"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big."

"Kinky = using a feather. Perverted = using the whole chicken."

"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is... .... you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club"

"someone just tweeted ""do crabs think fish are flying"" and i just know this is all i'll think about for the rest of the year"

"If all the Domino's employees in the world held hands, you'd have to make your own pizza."