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Joke of the Day
"I broke my finger today... but on the other hand..I'm completely fine!"
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"What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled? ""Stop those damn Thebes!"""
"What does a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets."
"I made a terrible mistake when I searched for Gary Oldman on Google. I forgot the R"
"Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead? - Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills"
"I got fired from my job at the pasta factory after a fusilli mistakes."
"Chipotle is releasing a new ""Ravens"" burrito. It comes with everything but rice."
"I bet the first person to keep track of his age was a gigantic tool ""This is my 24th winter"" Shut up and help us kill this boar, Stuart"
"How's this for a magic trick: I sign into Twitter and my desire to do anything productive just disappears."
"Mom, Dad, I'm a gatherer. -Caveman coming out to his parents."