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Joke of the Day

"What does a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets."

"A funnier shorter vampire joke What did the vampire say to the woman teacher? Bla...bla..see you next period."

"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."

"An impressed man and his friend. Man: ""'Wow, you're omniscient!"" Friend: ""What does that mean?"" Man: ""Nevermind."""

"How do you know when spring is here? the Leafs are out!"

"Two ladies meet up for coffee... The first lady asks if she came on the bus. The other replies, ""Yes, but I made it look like an asthma attack."" (I work in a hospital, a patient told me this.)"

"Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles? Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11."

"So my son asked me where his sunglasses are. I said ""I don't know, where are my dadglasses?"""

"Opens a sperm bank that only accepts redheaded donors.... The Ginger Bred House."

"I think you are amayonazing! I'd take it as a condiment."