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Joke of the Day

"Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead? - Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills"

"Girls read smiles And the gap in your teeth spell friendzone"

"We have it so good in America that once a year we voluntarily do migrant work and call it apple picking."

"""it says on ur resume that ur good at saying unexpected things?"" yes i am. ... ""but i thougt u were gona say something unexp-- oh wow ur good"""

"BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding."

"Gas companies LOVE this one trick to get more miles per tank! Buy a bigger tank!"

"What did Professor X said when Cyclops whipped out his penis? ""Keep it in your Jeans"""

"I'm not making any resolutions this year because I'm still working on the ones from 2003."

"A Jewish boy needs $20 So he asks his father. Son: Papa, could I have twenty bucks please? Father: Ten bucks!? Whaddya need five bucks for!?"

"I heard that comedians never tell jokes about the Jonestown massacre. The punchline is too long."