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Joke of the Day

"Chipotle is releasing a new ""Ravens"" burrito. It comes with everything but rice."

"How do you call playing games while it snows heavily? Blizzard Entertainment."

"My wife has a book on homeopathy I've only read the blurb on the back, but I think I know everything I need to know about it."

"I like to abbrev."

"How did people charge their phones before electricity? They didn't...!"

"What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone? A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long."

"Things Women Over 30 Should Never Wear 1. exploding glove 2. ham sandwich 3. flaming fireplace 4. Dead bird helmet 6. shark eggs"

"How do Asian women test for pregnancy? Put a Rubik's Cube in the vagina for exactly one minute and see if it comes out solved."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim."

"What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!"