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Joke of the Day
"Mom, Dad, I'm a gatherer. -Caveman coming out to his parents."
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"If I ever commit suicide, I wanna jump off a cliff w/an open umbrella so people wonder if I thought it would bring me safely to the ground."
"pirate joke I saw a pirate walking down the street and he had a paper towel on his head so I said ""what's with the paper towel."" he said ""arrgh got a Bounty on me head."""
"A photon checks into a motel the clerk says, ""Do you have any luggage? If so, I can have the bell hop take it to your room."" The photon replies, ""No, I am traveling light!"""
"It would be nice to have a second button beside the 'snooze' that emails your boss that you aren't coming in today."
"Rip off What do you call a cheap circumcision? Look at title"
"So, I sold my old vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust."
"What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits."
"A boss is like a diaper Always on your ass, and usually full of shit."
"I always wonder how Men managed to find entire continents. Mine can't even find the butter in the fridge."