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Joke of the Day

"What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled? ""Stop those damn Thebes!"""

"My collegue just threw my punch card at me, I ducked just in time!!! But I almost got clocked out!"

"I'm proud of anyone who has quit doing drugs and alcohol, I don't want to hang out with you now but I'm still proud..."

"George invited all his friends for a no-masturbation get-together They came within the hour."

"RT if you just read Facebook for the ads"

"Kosher Sausages I bought some, does anyone else's miss a little bit of skin at the top?"

"I never knew how smart Dolphins were... They are so smart that after only a few weeks of captivity they can train humans to stand at the edge of the pool and throw them fish"

"Did you hear about the casino croupier whose hand, through a tragic accident, was reduced to a stub? Don't worry, he's dealing with it."

"I loved Star Trek Into Darkness, but I have to admit the movie did have its pros and Khans"

"How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb? ... Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?"