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"I made a terrible mistake when I searched for Gary Oldman on Google. I forgot the R"
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"Why don't they have gambling in Africa? There are too many cheetahs."
"Two penguins were sitting in bathtub... The first penguin says to the second penguin ""Hey, could you pass me the soap?"" The second penguin says ""What do I look like, *a radio?*"
"Whenever two people argue over something, yell out ""OBJECTION"" and then contradict the one wearing something you don't like."
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it! (Not sure of the spelling, heard it from someone)."
"I'm beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round."
"What does a Muslim magician say before his trick? Araba-cadabra"
"I made my girlfriend dinner to cheer her up after her abortion The selfish cow didn't even touch her king prawn in red wine sauce"
"Clue in Michigan is cheaper, because it only has three pieces Governor Snyder, Flint, and the Lead Pipe"
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Easy question. Egg because they are white."