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Joke of the Day

"I made a terrible mistake when I searched for Gary Oldman on Google. I forgot the R"

"What's cold and always runs from a fight? Coward ice."

"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 50 pounds."

"Breaking News: Uncovered Nazi documents reveal a cure for cancer was found An oven.."

"When girls wear yoga pants I feel like a ghost from Mario. Uncontrollably attracted when they turn away, but frozen when they look at me."

"Teenage Mutant African Mammals Lionardo Giraffael Rhinotello Michelantelope"

"What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah!"

"I have an irrational fear of large intricate corporate buildings. You could say I have a complex complex complex."

"""Is that the guy who doesn't know how to use the word poignant?"" Yea shhh he's coming over here THE GUY: hey guys! long time no poignant"

"Google in the 80s ""I'm sorry, did you mean to search for *Deaf Leopard*?"""