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Joke of the Day

"Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse? They couldn't fit."

"When Snoop Dogg was born, he had 3pounds .. in his possession."

"Grandma complained that no one ever calls, so I put a ""How's My Driving?"" bumper sticker on her car...The phone pretty much rings off the hook now."

"My signature move is falling in love with a beautiful girl, then giving her really good advice on how to date someone else."

"Why is ""Z"" afraid of all of the other letters? Because they're Not-Z's (*Nazis*)"

"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent."

"How does a male contraceptive pill work? You put it in his shoe and it makes him limp."

"Sodomy has been goin on at the farm The pig squelled"