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Joke of the Day
"Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse? They couldn't fit."
Next Joke
"The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg don't come running to me!'"
"Which way will it fall? If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land? Roosters don't lay eggs"
"You can't leave the aquarium with a penguin. It's a stuffed animal I got in the gift shop. Ma'am, it's moving. I GOT IT IN THE GIFT SHOP!"
"I bought the wife a new bag for her birthday..... Hoover works a treat now!"
"I think that some of the people I see in Wal Mart shouldn't be allowed to leave Wal Mart."
"Wanna hear a joke? My sense of humour. *waits for laughs *hears crickets Dammit."
"What do you call the crucified baby Jesus? Baby on board."
"What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A small medium at large"
"No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas."