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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump is running for president Sadly I wish this was a joke."
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"Got stoned and decided to buy a bottle of ex-lax Just for shits and giggles."
"My bf asked me to act like a ""naughty school girl"" for him so I forged a note from my mom saying I don't have to participate."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"
"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time... ...are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
"I've just been refused entry to the National Alzheimer's conference. ""Do you know who I am?"" I shouted."
"What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton? You gotta be chitin me!"
"What do doctors hope to see on Christmas Santa-Gauze! I'll see myself out..."