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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to thank you personally for the like. That's why I'm in your house."
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"What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11? ""Nin, ten, *Doh*"" ....I'll leave now."
"Why do all the elements get cranky once a month? Cause they are on their periodic table."
"Flabbergasted I was about to lay this blonde chic i met until she told me to wear a rubber coz she did not want to get HIV AGAIN!"
"""You've lost some weight."" sounds suspiciously like ""You were a disgusting fatso before, but I was too nice to say so.""."
"It's polite to stand when a lady comes to the table. I take it a step further and leave the restaurant entirely."
"What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller? One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian."
"Funny joke v0.01 What's black all over? Niggers."
"They say there's safety in numbers... Well tell that to 6 million Jews"
"So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida. They all got Gatorades."