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Joke of the Day
"Why do all the elements get cranky once a month? Cause they are on their periodic table."
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"What's the main religion of most ghosts? Boo dism"
"55% of people will yawn after reading the word ""yawn."""
"I removed the shell from my pet snail... because I thought it would move around quicker. Now it's just really sluggish"
"A man walks into an old club. ""Please, do not touch the artifacts"" says the archeologist."
"I leant my Ferrari to my friend Carlos and never got it back."
"Life got you down? Just remember that you will never be as confused and sad as the friends and relatives of the world's first clown."
"If Batman and Catwoman had a kid it would be called Batcat; or the more unfortunate ManWoman."
"Here is a typical moroccan joke. A bald guy goes to the hamam... ...he slips and slips again."
"Those Jihad magicians really need to learn new tricks... I'm tired of watching reporters get sawn in half."