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Joke of the Day

"Why do all the elements get cranky once a month? Cause they are on their periodic table."

"[Produce Aisle] Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave. *mouthful of like 20 grapes * ""That lady took one too!!"""

"A met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds weird. Dozen tit?"

"Wanna know the best part about being in 10 year long marriages? Having sex with a different woman every year."

"What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids? A genie."

"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roman catholic."

"My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white lady who looked nothing like me. I get it now. Oh wait that's not my waiter."

"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!"

"French toast is just like regular toast but with a tongue in it"

"When a dish comes out of the dishwasher still dirty, I just put it back in for another round, because I believe in second chances."