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Joke of the Day

"So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida. They all got Gatorades."

"I just wish God hadn't hidden all of my talents so well."

"You ever do one single chore and then ride that high for 10 years"

"I'm at the vets..... A man opposite me weeps with an empty cage in his arms. I'd be crying too if I were that forgetful."

"How do you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits in your wife's clothes"

"Welcome to Cupcake Yoga! NomNomaste."

"I used poo to wash my hair. What a sham! Poo doesn't work at all!"

"Why did the Green Giant get a new lid? Because he always spills the beans."

"what do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat!!"

"[oc] What do you call a 100 year old whale? A hunchback whale."