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Joke of the Day

"So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida. They all got Gatorades."

"Popeye was a lonely sailor no wonder why he had such big forearms."

"I used to be addicted to soap. I'm clean now."

"Immortality would suck. I don't want to spend the next 800 years trying to explain Gangnam Style to my great-grandfather."

"Ryan had to go potty real bad, but the door to the potty was Lochte."

"I love being excluded from things Should have got a green card"

"What do you call a communnist sniper? A Marxman"

"Whenever I'm watching the NBA and a ref makes a bad call, I go down to Foot Locker and yell at the employees."

"Request: biology jokes Hey guys I need some jokes for my biology class to liven things up a bit so gimme your best. ( pick-up lines and puns also acceptable)"

"When your SO asks Daddy for ketchup at the family BBQ. And you BOTH grab it at the same time."